Spanish jokes

What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

What name is easy to say in Spanish?

Marissa!

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Chupa mi polla.

What would you call a Spanish Notch?

El Notch-o.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Verga.

Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

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How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.