Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
who likes eating ass my lil pony
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keep it going on lol
