Eschew obfuscation.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead! This "joke" is for smarty-pants who like to use big words. "Eschew obfuscation" basically means "don't be confusing." It's funny because it uses fancy language to tell people not to use fancy language. I bet you have to google half the words I used in this explanation, do not you?
Chxl.is.mine
Hi
Anonymous
Hi.
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What do you need to talk about
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Ya ik
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And its fine i changed my mind bout what I need talk about
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I dont need to put problems on u
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I don't care do it pls
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Ill be fine just
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make me happy =D
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Fluffy cows
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Me happy
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good
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Fluffy cows aint helpin though
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no
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Wait when?
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nvm
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=D
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im still not happy
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im cold ):
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I'm warm
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My dad keeps taking ym hooides
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I onyl got like 3 and they are all V-Rahs
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Dom
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Nd i cant keep any of em )):
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Im sader now
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Me to
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Sile
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Sike
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Idk
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Make me ok
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Please..
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I can't I'm to stupid
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Js try..
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Im like no where near ok atm
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Umm
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Nvm its not important
Chxl.is.mine
I missy you
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y?
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y do you like me?
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Because your so nice to me and your cute and we could be a great couple
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we willl*
Chxl.is.mine
Ik
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i feel numb
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aaden?
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...
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ok...
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Cpuldve told me u had to go
Chxl.is.mine
Hi bbg
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Hiii
Chxl.is.mine
What's up cutie
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Well beside me wanting to get high on u rn nd shit that is gonna make me take a knife nothun much
Chxl.is.mine
I'm feeling so hot rn
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Commere then
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Warm me right up
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Wahtd u say?
Chxl.is.mine
Nothing totally nothing
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no tell me
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Please
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Do it.
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I betchu cant
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cause im cold rn
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Sit on my lap then
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I'm like Santa
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I'm magically packing
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I js realised smthin
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Ydk what im into
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L
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imless sadded cause of u but im still sad ):
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Sit on My lap I'll make you magically happy
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Wish i could ):
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What do you think you can come to the trailer park
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I hope u never find out waht I'm into cause I feel like its weird
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Idk when veronicas mom dosent hate me
Chxl.is.mine
Tell me right now I'll probably into it I'm into a lot of things
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Nah
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Figure it out yourself
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You're into my lap and what's and what's in my magical pants
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oh?
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Oh what oh my pants are growing
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u didnt see what i delted
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Can you bring it back for a split second so I can try to at least read it
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Oh I'll let you be inside of there soon
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tftfgchfhcdtfjygjhugytfrgyuh
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hehehe
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ok
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Okay what BBg
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idk u make me lost thought procsess
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What kind of things are you into
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I cant say
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Youll jsut have to test everything out and find out yourself
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-.-
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oh?
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Ahh ive done it before
Chxl.is.mine
Bet bet
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afk rq STAY HERE
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Okay
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im bak
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Ok
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I got pumkin spice rolls
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To sweet
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):
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What would u do 8f I asked you out rn2
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NO
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I want u to ask me out
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Irl
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I get so nervous asking people out an IRL
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Because all your friends are going to be around then
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Ill say yes anyways
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Ask virgo or rylee or veronica or chex
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it just feels wrong being asekd online
Chxl.is.mine
What if I ask you over the phone?
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Nope
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Just take me alone
Anonymous
huh?
Chxl.is.mine
Okay I'll do it in person I'll just wait till Monday or Tuesday you'll never know
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yeah i dont wanna know when u will
Anonymous
I wanna be suprised
Chxl.is.mine
What if I call you at 12:00 at night and do it
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then i will not pick up
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What if I write you a 12 pair of graph asking out letter
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I would cry of happiness
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but i still want it irl
Chxl.is.mine
Would you say no if I asked you out online
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I would say "ask me out irl then yees"
Chxl.is.mine
I don't want to wait I'm sad now
Chxl.is.mine
There's things I can't say yet cuz we're not together though
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js say em
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im curious now
Chxl.is.mine
No because it's couple things we're not a couple yet
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awh ok
Chxl.is.mine
I'm going to actually be honest I never actually ask anybody out in person so like I'd s*** myself if I did it
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Aaden
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Dont worry trust me
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I'm too scared it might take me a lot longer cuz I had to build up the courage now
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Nooo
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Js write a note nd give it to me in the morning on Monday or Tuesday
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prolly monday
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I-
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That made me forget all my problems for a second
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Dont be scared to ask me irl if you know ima say yes
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But I'm too scared I'm afraid that's funny cuz hear me and then go make more fun of me cuz people already do that to me
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Just please
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Irl aaden
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0 it might take me longer then so yeah
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Fine
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Ill write you a love letter to ask you out then.
Chxl.is.mine
No let me do it I want to be special I've never actually done it before everybody else is just asked me out but I haven't asked them but if you want me to do it in person that's going to take me probably till next week after the Thanksgiving holiday because I want to use my phone
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Ok want some tips on how to not be nervous
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Tell me you need to talk to me nd js fucking do it
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Like do it mondayyyyyy
Chxl.is.mine
I want to become a couple now though I can't do this no more I can't do this no more I want to it's sooner
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Aaden
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ur silly
Chxl.is.mine
I'm not silly I'm serious
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I want to aswell but i wanna get asked irl
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I don't have the balls to do it though I'm being dead ass I'm not trying to trying to peer pressure you into saying yes because I'm not like that but I literally cannot do it in person I have small butt cheek sack
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but you do aaden
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Its easy trsut me
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If you dont ask me out monday ima js do it for u even though u wanna ask me out
Chxl.is.mine
Okay it's going to take me a little bit longer though I don't I don't know how I'm going to do this I cannot be talked into this this is like it's going to take me way too long to try to man up courage I will do it but it's going to take a while like two or three extra days
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Aaden
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My dog who is scared of my cousin has more guts than u
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What if u just ask me on a note in math?
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No because I'm Seth could get it and I don't not want stuff to get it
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Put Skylar as Veronica out on here
Anonymous
no.
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But Skyler asked Veronica out on here
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No.
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But...
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No.
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🥺
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Ok dont use it being hard to say no to you against me
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And aaden if you cant wait to get with me then there shouldn't be a problem asking me irl
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Like just whenever you pass notes back seth doesn't even see
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And im always watching you soo ill see if you try-ta pass one
Chxl.is.mine
Paper and online I swear to God are like the same thing
Chxl.is.mine
What if I do it in front of Skyler and Veronica
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Nope.
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I said waht ive said
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Ok brb
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ok..?
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Yes or no
Anonymous
huh?
Chxl.is.mine
Hey
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Yes or no
Anonymous
Yes or no what?
Chxl.is.mine
All you have to say is either yes or no
Chxl.is.mine
Don't worry this isn't like terrible but like it's if I send you this note or not
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Yes or no
Anonymous
Yes
Chxl.is.mine
My dearest Charlie,
Every time I see your smile, my heart races with joy and my spirits soar high above the clouds. Your presence alone brings a warmth and light into my life that I never knew was possible. As I write these words, I can't help but feel the overwhelming urge to express the deep affection I have for you. From the moment our paths intertwined, I knew there was something special about you. Your compassionate soul, your unwavering strength, and the way you effortlessly captivate everyone around you—it all leaves me in awe.
With each passing day, I find myself falling deeper in love with you. Your kindness and understanding have created an indescribable connection that I cherish deeply. Your vibrant spirit and infectious laughter illuminate my world, and I can't imagine a life without you in it. You are the missing piece that completes me, the puzzle that makes sense of it all.
Charlie, you are the melody to my heart's song, the sunshine on the darkest of days. Your smile lights up even the dullest room, and your mere presence has the power to chase away all my worries and fears. The way you see the beauty in the simplest of moments and have an undeniable zest for life inspires me to be a better person.
I want to shower you with love and remind you every day of how truly special you are. I want to hold your hand as we navigate the twists and turns of life, standing side by side through every joy and challenge that comes our way. With you by my side, I feel invincible, ready to conquer the world.
Charlie, my heart is overflowing with love for you, and I can no longer keep it a secret. Your happiness means everything to me, and I can't help but wonder if you would be willing to take a leap of faith with me. Will you allow me the honor of being your partner, your confidant, and your forever?
With an overwhelming love that knows no boundaries
Aaden
Chxl.is.mine
I worked so hard on that
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I-
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I thouhgt you where to autistic towrite smthin like that
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but yes
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I'll be yours 🥰
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God ydk waht you just singed up for
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I love rowdy relationships
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Maybe Monday or Tuesday we can go to Auburn Park and hang out and yeah with Veronica and scooter
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Idk maybe depends if my dad lets me
Chxl.is.mine
I love you
Anonymous
I love you too
Chxl.is.mine
Brb
Anonymous
ok
Chxl.is.mine
Hi baby
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Heyyy~
Chxl.is.mine
I love you
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I love u more =D
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I love you to the moon and back baby
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I love you to the moon to the milky way to out of the universe to father than that hitting every star and then landing on the moon meeting the man on the moon then back to u
Chxl.is.mine
I love you to the moon and back to my house to back to the Milky Way to every single star to the Moon to Mars to Pluto to Afghanistan to Israel
Anonymous
What about metting the man on the moon ):
Chxl.is.mine
I love to meet the man on the Moon he seems awesome
Anonymous
That made my heart warm
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Give me 10 minutes I have to go home and plug my phone in but I'll still talk to you brb baby
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ok..
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i gtg get firewood so if im not here when ur back js wait
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ok
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im back
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hiiiiiiiii
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Hiiiiii
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ohhh noooooo
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huh?
yoda bum bum
you have to get off soon
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nooooo
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ik
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but its cause ima go to sleep
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its ok*
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good
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Wait
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I cant sleep tonight nvm
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can you promise me on thing in our relation ship
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ofc
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What is it?
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that you wont hurt your self like no cutting
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I cant promise that aaden cause i really try to not do that shit but sometimes something takes over and I cant not
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but i really really try to not harm myself in any ways It just
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You at least promise to get a hold of me when you do think that you're actually going to start doing that stuff please
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Ill try
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ok thnks
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ofc
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well this it it when you wifi go es off soon
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in 30 misn
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ohh nvm
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Silly
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you said 10:00
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no i said 10:30
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oh ok
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im not ok but happy but idek atm
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can i help you?
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Make drugs not a thing, make everyone ok, make my sister come back, nd u cant do that sadly so no..
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im sorry
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Dont be
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ima talk to the sicidal hotline nd u
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dont hurt your self may
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I wont
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i love you to much to loos you ok
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You wont lose me
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just i have no one to vent to atm cause i don't wanna make u feel bad..
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ok
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I'm not afraid to hear bad things about me tell me so I can make sure I'm doing doing stuff right for you
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Please correct me if I do something wrong I don't want to wrong you
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Ok
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its my sister
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Who ran away when i was in 5th grade.
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ya
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I was overhearing my dads conversation
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i hear you baby
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she has contacted suicide hotlines so many times they know who she is like they just know and they know her story
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Shes been doing drugs and shes half the reason I'm against that
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nd her mom dsoent even care
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i undersatan i will never talk about drougs
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So not only have i not seen her for like 2 nd a half years i wont be able to see her ever again knowing she might fuckign kill herself any day now
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and her mom dosent care
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Idk why i care when shedosent care about me
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its been over two years nd she hasn't come back for me even
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im sorry
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me to..
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Wait..
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If and when i run away
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i could go to her
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her mom'll let me
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if you run away il brek up with you
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Luv.
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Thats manuplation.
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exactuly i love you and you dont need to leave
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. . .
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pls dont leav
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idk dude idk
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i really dont wanna go but i need gus to talk to the part of that wants to leave
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ik you need gus and if i could help i would
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Well if i went to my damn moms house you could've met him
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I find it funny ydk what im into for some reason
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i want to know
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Why?
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pls baby
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one sec
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R u top or bottom?
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bottom
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ofc u r
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wait i lied top
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i for got witch i lkied more
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Tbh i fucking switch
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one second im like super contrallble then the second after if they gonna try that shit ill break there arm nd make em listen
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God i got problesm
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what are you into
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No.
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Make me tell you
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cause i wont
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ill tell you my deepest darkest secret if you tell me
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Nah.
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Ill shake them out of you either way
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=D
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no you wont lets exchange you tell me and il tell you i promise il tell you
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I dotn wana know ur secrets
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oh yes you do its about you
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OMG REALLY??
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I-
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shshhs s
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ya
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i have 3
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well ok
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Idk why but i love being choked a lot just its weird
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theres this one thing i love being called sm
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what
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and like im into when people give me thoughts
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nd im into like bondage shit
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nd i love roleplays 🥰
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NOW TELL ME
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me you vrah and scooter should do a rp
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Not the kind i mean 0-0
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Awh
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oh ik what you mean
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🥰
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i want to with all of us
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EARBaETrg
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wterBWTR
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heheh
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u left ):
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what time should i get on tmr
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Around 10
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ill mkae a post saying gm once i get on so js wait for me to make a position wje
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also i gtg ):
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ok i love you baby il see you tomorrow byeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
I love you too Goodnight <3
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good night