Eschew Obfuscation

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Listen up, you chucklehead! This "joke" is for smarty-pants who like to use big words. "Eschew obfuscation" basically means "don't be confusing." It's funny because it uses fancy language to tell people not to use fancy language. I bet you have to google half the words I used in this explanation, do not you?

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And its fine i changed my mind bout what I need talk about

I dont need to put problems on u

Fluffy cows aint helpin though

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My dad keeps taking ym hooides

I onyl got like 3 and they are all V-Rahs

Nd i cant keep any of em )):

Im like no where near ok atm

Because your so nice to me and your cute and we could be a great couple

Cpuldve told me u had to go

Well beside me wanting to get high on u rn nd shit that is gonna make me take a knife nothun much

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imless sadded cause of u but im still sad ):

Sit on My lap I'll make you magically happy

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What do you think you can come to the trailer park

I hope u never find out waht I'm into cause I feel like its weird

Chxl.is.mine

What do you think you can come to the trailer park

Idk when veronicas mom dosent hate me

Tell me right now I'll probably into it I'm into a lot of things

You're into my lap and what's and what's in my magical pants

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Can you bring it back for a split second so I can try to at least read it

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Oh I'll let you be inside of there soon

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idk u make me lost thought procsess

Youll jsut have to test everything out and find out yourself

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What would u do 8f I asked you out rn2

I get so nervous asking people out an IRL

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Because all your friends are going to be around then

Ask virgo or rylee or veronica or chex

it just feels wrong being asekd online

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Okay I'll do it in person I'll just wait till Monday or Tuesday you'll never know

yeah i dont wanna know when u will

What if I call you at 12:00 at night and do it

What if I write you a 12 pair of graph asking out letter

Would you say no if I asked you out online

I would say "ask me out irl then yees"

There's things I can't say yet cuz we're not together though

No because it's couple things we're not a couple yet

I'm going to actually be honest I never actually ask anybody out in person so like I'd s*** myself if I did it

I'm too scared it might take me a lot longer cuz I had to build up the courage now

Js write a note nd give it to me in the morning on Monday or Tuesday

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That made me forget all my problems for a second

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Dont be scared to ask me irl if you know ima say yes

But I'm too scared I'm afraid that's funny cuz hear me and then go make more fun of me cuz people already do that to me

0 it might take me longer then so yeah

Ill write you a love letter to ask you out then.

No let me do it I want to be special I've never actually done it before everybody else is just asked me out but I haven't asked them but if you want me to do it in person that's going to take me probably till next week after the Thanksgiving holiday because I want to use my phone

Ok want some tips on how to not be nervous

Tell me you need to talk to me nd js fucking do it

I want to become a couple now though I can't do this no more I can't do this no more I want to it's sooner

I want to aswell but i wanna get asked irl

I don't have the balls to do it though I'm being dead ass I'm not trying to trying to peer pressure you into saying yes because I'm not like that but I literally cannot do it in person I have small butt cheek sack

If you dont ask me out monday ima js do it for u even though u wanna ask me out

Okay it's going to take me a little bit longer though I don't I don't know how I'm going to do this I cannot be talked into this this is like it's going to take me way too long to try to man up courage I will do it but it's going to take a while like two or three extra days

My dog who is scared of my cousin has more guts than u

What if u just ask me on a note in math?

No because I'm Seth could get it and I don't not want stuff to get it

Ok dont use it being hard to say no to you against me

And aaden if you cant wait to get with me then there shouldn't be a problem asking me irl

Like just whenever you pass notes back seth doesn't even see

And im always watching you soo ill see if you try-ta pass one

Paper and online I swear to God are like the same thing

What if I do it in front of Skyler and Veronica

All you have to say is either yes or no

Don't worry this isn't like terrible but like it's if I send you this note or not

My dearest Charlie,

Every time I see your smile, my heart races with joy and my spirits soar high above the clouds. Your presence alone brings a warmth and light into my life that I never knew was possible. As I write these words, I can't help but feel the overwhelming urge to express the deep affection I have for you. From the moment our paths intertwined, I knew there was something special about you. Your compassionate soul, your unwavering strength, and the way you effortlessly captivate everyone around you—it all leaves me in awe.

With each passing day, I find myself falling deeper in love with you. Your kindness and understanding have created an indescribable connection that I cherish deeply. Your vibrant spirit and infectious laughter illuminate my world, and I can't imagine a life without you in it. You are the missing piece that completes me, the puzzle that makes sense of it all.

Charlie, you are the melody to my heart's song, the sunshine on the darkest of days. Your smile lights up even the dullest room, and your mere presence has the power to chase away all my worries and fears. The way you see the beauty in the simplest of moments and have an undeniable zest for life inspires me to be a better person.

I want to shower you with love and remind you every day of how truly special you are. I want to hold your hand as we navigate the twists and turns of life, standing side by side through every joy and challenge that comes our way. With you by my side, I feel invincible, ready to conquer the world.

Charlie, my heart is overflowing with love for you, and I can no longer keep it a secret. Your happiness means everything to me, and I can't help but wonder if you would be willing to take a leap of faith with me. Will you allow me the honor of being your partner, your confidant, and your forever?

With an overwhelming love that knows no boundaries

Aaden

I thouhgt you where to autistic towrite smthin like that

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God ydk waht you just singed up for

Maybe Monday or Tuesday we can go to Auburn Park and hang out and yeah with Veronica and scooter

Idk maybe depends if my dad lets me

I love you to the moon to the milky way to out of the universe to father than that hitting every star and then landing on the moon meeting the man on the moon then back to u

I love you to the moon and back to my house to back to the Milky Way to every single star to the Moon to Mars to Pluto to Afghanistan to Israel

What about metting the man on the moon ):

I love to meet the man on the Moon he seems awesome

Give me 10 minutes I have to go home and plug my phone in but I'll still talk to you brb baby

i gtg get firewood so if im not here when ur back js wait

but its cause ima go to sleep

can you promise me on thing in our relation ship

that you wont hurt your self like no cutting

I cant promise that aaden cause i really try to not do that shit but sometimes something takes over and I cant not

but i really really try to not harm myself in any ways It just

You at least promise to get a hold of me when you do think that you're actually going to start doing that stuff please

well this it it when you wifi go es off soon

im not ok but happy but idek atm

Make drugs not a thing, make everyone ok, make my sister come back, nd u cant do that sadly so no..

ima talk to the sicidal hotline nd u

just i have no one to vent to atm cause i don't wanna make u feel bad..

I'm not afraid to hear bad things about me tell me so I can make sure I'm doing doing stuff right for you

Please correct me if I do something wrong I don't want to wrong you

Who ran away when i was in 5th grade.

I was overhearing my dads conversation

she has contacted suicide hotlines so many times they know who she is like they just know and they know her story

Shes been doing drugs and shes half the reason I'm against that

nd her mom dsoent even care

i undersatan i will never talk about drougs

So not only have i not seen her for like 2 nd a half years i wont be able to see her ever again knowing she might fuckign kill herself any day now

Idk why i care when shedosent care about me

its been over two years nd she hasn't come back for me even

exactuly i love you and you dont need to leave

i really dont wanna go but i need gus to talk to the part of that wants to leave

ik you need gus and if i could help i would

Well if i went to my damn moms house you could've met him

I find it funny ydk what im into for some reason

one second im like super contrallble then the second after if they gonna try that shit ill break there arm nd make em listen

ill tell you my deepest darkest secret if you tell me

Ill shake them out of you either way

no you wont lets exchange you tell me and il tell you i promise il tell you

I dotn wana know ur secrets

Idk why but i love being choked a lot just its weird

theres this one thing i love being called sm

and like im into when people give me thoughts

nd im into like bondage shit

nd i love roleplays 🥰

me you vrah and scooter should do a rp

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me you vrah and scooter should do a rp

Not the kind i mean 0-0

ill mkae a post saying gm once i get on so js wait for me to make a position wje

ok i love you baby il see you tomorrow byeeeeeeeee

I love you too Goodnight <3