The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday. When I got to school I was speechless.
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
