Writing jokes
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.