Man with no body and no nose

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! The joke is playin' on words. It's askin' what you call a dude without a body or nose. The answer? "Nobody knows," get it? Because literally, nobody knows the dude, but also, "nobody knows" sounds like "no body, no nose." It's like, you're so dense, you'd probably trip over a cordless phone!