Ethan

Unregistered

yo mama so fat when she sat on the roof of a walmart it lowered the prices

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."