EEthan2 years agoMy friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
EEthan2 years agoListen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
EEthan2 years agoWhich planet would I consider dating?I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
EEthan6 years agoA jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
EEthan6 years agoA man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."