Syntax jokes
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
I like dick.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
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