Language jokes
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Fuck u!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!