What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp"
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:πΆπΆπ¨π°π°π°π¨
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms and needles.
Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.
Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny
1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,
keep it going on lol
