Needle Jokes

What has eyes but can't see?

Potatoes, storms and needles.

What did one needle say to the other?

"You be looking sharp"

Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf

This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room

stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off

The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.

Patient: Doctor I feel like a needle Doctor: I see your point

Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked

yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it

i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.

Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny

1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?