10+ Best Elf Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wrapper

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.

Singer

PJ Masks · 6 years ago

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Dobby

Fred · 4 years ago

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Santa Claus

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Hollywood

User 👍 · 2 years ago

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Music

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Alphabet

Mayo · 5 years ago

What type of alphabet does an elf learn?

The elf-abet.

School

Kayla · 6 years ago

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

Music

GG Miller · 2 years ago

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

Santa

Dex · 6 years ago

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

School

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Murder

Muffin · 8 years ago

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

Car

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.

Short People

mynicka · 5 months ago

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

Rape

nathanyy · 3 years ago

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Child

EDP445 has invaded this website · 4 years ago

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

Dwarf

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.

Doll

RapBoat · 9 months ago

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Woman

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A Twitter (now X) post from user Pol Atreides (@Aliathewhite) which reads: 'This is like : Elves / Orcs'. Below this tweet is an older tweet from the same user, linking to 'x.com/BeatAntiWhitis...' and displaying two side-by-side images of women. The left image shows a fair-skinned woman with freckles and natural features. The right image is a mugshot of a dark-skinned woman with elaborate 'baby hair' styling, heavy makeup, long eyelashes, green contact lenses, and a lip piercing.

Government

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Community talk

The Stigg

shaylie hami can you shut up like it's not even a joke anymore your just annoying stop spaming your gay stuff here no one cares please just kill yours elf like bruh