10+ Best Elf Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wrapper

What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.

Singer

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Dobby

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Memes

Hollywood

The image shows three panels with text to the left and an image to the right. The top panel is labeled "Elf in Hollywood" and shows an image of a blonde woman with pointy ears. The middle panel is labeled "Elf in anime" and shows a green-haired anime character. The bottom panel is labeled "Elf in German" and shows the number 11.

Alphabet

What type of alphabet does an elf learn?

The elf-abet.

Music

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

School

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

Music

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

Santa

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

School

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Murder

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

December

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

Car

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.

Memes

Dwarf

A four-panel image with a caption above it. The caption reads: "Dwarves will turn 127 and make one of these their entire personality". The top left panel shows a pickaxe stuck in a pile of coal. The top right panel shows two wooden tankards overflowing with frothy beer next to a dark bottle. The bottom left panel depicts a strong, bearded dwarf hammering metal on an anvil, surrounded by the glow of a forge. The bottom right panel shows a male and a female elf standing in a forest, with a large red 'X' drawn over them.

Doll

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Woman

A Twitter (now X) post from user Pol Atreides (@Aliathewhite) which reads: 'This is like : Elves / Orcs'. Below this tweet is an older tweet from the same user, linking to 'x.com/BeatAntiWhitis...' and displaying two side-by-side images of women. The left image shows a fair-skinned woman with freckles and natural features. The right image is a mugshot of a dark-skinned woman with elaborate 'baby hair' styling, heavy makeup, long eyelashes, green contact lenses, and a lip piercing.

Government

A multi-panel image featuring stills from "The Lord of the Rings" movies, with overlaid text. The first panel shows a cloaked figure asking, "Who are you?" The second panel shows Aragorn declaring, "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor." The third panel shows the cloaked figure replying, "I didn't vote for you." The fourth panel shows Aragorn stating, "I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell." The fifth panel shows the cloaked figure responding, "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." The sixth panel shows Aragorn yelling, "Shut up!" The final panel shows the cloaked figure shouting, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Aragorn

The image shows a series of panels from a movie with text overlay. The first panel shows a character in dark clothing asking, "Who are you?". The next panel shows a character with long hair, stating "I am Aragorn, King of Gondor". The third panel has the same long haired character, but the text says: "I didn't vote for you." followed by: "I was given Anduril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell". The fourth panel says: "Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government." and shows a character with a sword, the next panel below this one shows the same character shouting: "Shut up!". In the last panel the character says: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Mom

An Elf on the Shelf doll lies next to the message "UR MOM IS HOT," which is written with Cheerios.

Community

shaylie hami can you shut up like it's not even a joke anymore your just annoying stop spaming your gay stuff here no one cares please just kill yours elf like bruh