What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! πππ
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: βWrapβ music.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The gaurd charged me with...mer-der