Elf jokes
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Eed?
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
