Elf jokes
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
