I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, egghead. The joke is that instead of saying he knows CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation), the dude says he knows the alphabet. See, CPR is a life-saving thing, and knowing the alphabet... well, you're on the internet, so you should know how useless you are.