15+ Pattern Jokes

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

An optical illusion with a grid of green and light green squares with pink dots at the corners that appear to move due to the design.

An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. "You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?" The Cuban simply says, "See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap."

The other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Oh, OK."

The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. "You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?" The Russian simply states, "See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap." Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, "Ah, yes! Of course."

The American scratches his head and goes, "I think I see the pattern here." So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

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