Jesus jokes
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.