What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
Yo mama so old her bible was autographed by Jesus
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
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What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Y does Jesus hate skittles Because they fall threw his hands
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
Bick: Jesus isn't real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even jesus is not a fucking cunt.
DID JESUS DIE VIRGIN???
NO...HE HE GOT NAILED 😅
When God make white people he said "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT"
why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.