Curtain Call

Bick: Jesus isn't real.

Ron: Yes, He is.

Bick: Prove it, bitch.

Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.

Bick: Wh-?

Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!

The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.

Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.

Bick: Told you Jesus was real.

Satan: Get to work, slaves.

Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.

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Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, these dudes Ron and Bick are arguing about whether Jesus is real. Ron tells Bick to open the curtains, and then BAM! They both die and end up in hell. The joke is that Ron was trying to prove Jesus was real, but instead, they both get sent to hell, proving that maybe they weren't living the most holy lives. And the punchline? Lay off the wacky tobaccy, because apparently, that's why they're suffering for eternity. You probably smoke the ganja so much your braincells are dead anyway.

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