Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Lovely perv
Fuke it when 7 angels didn’t praise and worship god he demanded they respect him and when they gave us knowledge they were cast away to hell Satan was a hero amount man angel damon or extra terrestrial a true hero!
watersharky
thats not a true story
watersharky
the only angle that was scolded by the lord was Lucifer
His Infernal General
The lord of the weak holds no power over Satan Most Glorious. I will cast down yahweh’s pitiful kingdom as Satan’s chosen. I will lead His demonic army and cast down heaven’s gate as the Unholy Hordes will rape and torture god, his spawn jesus and all the angels and those paedophilic christians who got to enter heaven for abusing children.
Lovely perv
Hey lucifer was followed bye six others what do you think the 7 fallen angels were
Ben Dover
Hey this isn’t a fucking church session. This is a site where we talk about morbid and dark humor.
Anonymous
yeah. You call it the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
englishcm
At first I was wondering where he was going to go with this until he hit us with the punch line that heaven and hell are actually real lol
Anonymous
bro imma block this if people keep trying to hate our jokes.