Policy

Policy jokes

Orphan

    • Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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    • 9/11

    • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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    • Cockroach

    • My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

    She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

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    • Policy memes

    Baby

    • Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?

    Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.

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    • Suicide

    • A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

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    • Income

    • According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

    1. What was your income for the year?

    2. What were your expenses?

    3. How much have you left?

    4. Send it in.

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    • Abortion clinic

    • Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

    The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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    • School Shooter

    • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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    • Food

    • Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

    T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎