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Idol

Anonymous · 2 years ago

YAYYYY

The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.

Rifle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.

Bet

αmy · 2 years ago

pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on

A photo shows two individuals in costume facing each other, ready to fight. One is dressed as Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony", and the other is dressed as Jesus, with a white robe and brown hair. They are in a hallway with other people in the background.

Lightsaber

Swf · 1 year ago

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

Juxtaposition

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows two adjacent billboards. One billboard on the left has a bright yellow background with the text "ADULT VIDEO" in black letters. The billboard on the right features a picture of Jesus with a stern look on his face. The text on this billboard reads "JESUS IS WATCHING" and, in smaller print, "The Roman Catholic Church of San Angelo".

Sin

Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a painting of Jesus with an extremely muscular physique. He is wearing a white tank top and is sitting at a table with a pot labeled "100% GAIN". The text at the bottom reads: "Jesus after lifting my sins."

Birth

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

Disappointment

Jesus Christ · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon of Jesus floating on clouds with the text 'You are all disappointments'. The background is black with a yellow moon behind Jesus and some star-like shapes.

Gordon Ramsay

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥 · 2 years ago

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Time

Its Just Me :) · 3 years ago

me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:

The image is blurry and dark, it shows a person with their face close to the camera, the text above the image says "me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:"

Haircut

geekfreak · 1 year ago

jesus

A painting of Jesus with a modern fade haircut and beard, set against a backdrop of soft lighting and a halo.

Character

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows three characters from the video game Hollow Knight. The character on the left is Grim, with a surprised facial expression. On the right is a character with large wings. The central character, the Knight, stands on a stool and is extending a hand with a paper to Grim, while the Knight says "Pay your damn child support". Above Grim's head is the word "Jesus".

Jesus ballin

Bozo · 3 years ago

A 3D rendering of Jesus holding a basketball. The text on the image says "repost if jesus ballin".

Kill Yourself

Chri5 · 3 years ago

It says the truth

A picture of Jesus with one finger pointing to the viewer and his other hand showing a thumbs up. The text on the image says "GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!".

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Lyric

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Counter

randomone · 2 years ago

How to counter attack jesus christ

The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.

Fault

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

Freedom

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A meme showing two figures arm-wrestling. On the left is a muscular, reddish, almost demonic-looking figure, surrounded by various national flags including the US, UK, Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Italy, and a rainbow flag. On the right is a figure resembling Jesus, wearing a white robe, surrounded by flags including China, North Korea, Russia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Hungary, and Switzerland. Above the figures, the text reads "Stand with Freedom". Below them, it reads "the choice is yours". The surrounding post expresses confusion about the political stance of the image due to the contradictory flag placements.

Deadpool

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Doing Gods work wad

Deadpool holding a baby wrapped in a white cloth with a speech bubble stating, "I got him! I saved black baby Jesus!"

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