Cheesus jokes

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

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Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

Jesus created the T-pose first.

What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.