Cheesus jokes
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
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