Cheesus jokes

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?