Cross Jokes

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer : Chi-ca-go

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road........suicidal

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??

El if I know

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.

Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.

Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!

Man: Dolly? Dolly!

Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street

Man: Dolly!

Why didnt the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”