What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why?

To get to the idiots house

Knock knock

Who’s there

The chicken

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town’s cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: “You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I’ll let you live. If you don’t, I’ll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive.” But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: “Tell him that if he doesn’t tell me where the loot is, I’ll shoot him here and now.” Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. “What did he say?” asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: “He said, ‘You don’t have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.’”

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt

How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?

A brrrrrrrr-d!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.

what do you call a chicken who crossed the road…suicidal

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

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