What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
