Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Jesus's Stench
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed nincompoop! This joke is saying Jesus smells so bad that he offed everyone in Heaven. Heaven is where people supposedly go when they die, according to Christians. And you, my friend, probably smell like pennies and old cheese.
Comments (4)
watersharky
dont speak to our Father like that...
Ron
Fuck your mother
On
U shouldn't be on jesus jokes if u can't handle it
thomas
Fuck your mother