God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
Missing Gift
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is about Jesus, whom some people call "God's gift." The joke implies that Jesus has disappeared, playing on the idea that if he were truly a gift, he'd still be around. You probably still believe in Santa, huh?
Godstalking
Present
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He's in space working with NASA now.