Jesus jokes
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
Haha
Like if you love God and Jesus.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.