Jesus ballin jokes

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."