Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
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Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it leads you to think the person is doing something holy for Jesus, but then they say "giffffffft" which implies a sexual act. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda blasphemous, and I can see how that is over your head.
Michael Hatchet
Dude you were high as fuck