Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No..
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
bust it open for jesus
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
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According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
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Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
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Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says "mom come quick I'm walking on water" and the mom runs in and says I knew evon whatent yo daddy I ain't never slept with h a day my life
When did Jesus die
On luan day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed but at 97 I died...
I think jesus is broken
