Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Thomas the Train Face
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. Basically, Little Johnny's ex asks if she's pretty, and he's all like, "Yeah, God made everyone great!" But then he hits her with the zinger: whoever made her face was busy painting Thomas the Train. It's funny 'cause he's saying she looks like a train wreck! Haha! Get it? I'm the smartest bear ever.
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