They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
The bible said, Adam and Eve.....So I did both.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
a hunter shot holes into his favorite book. when confronted he said it was the holey bible!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
