Bible Jokes

Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!