How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is saying Jesus died 'cause he fell off his bike. Get it? Then it doubles down by saying he died AGAIN when he fell from a cloud in Heaven. It's funny 'cause it's playing with the whole Jesus dying and going to Heaven thing. You probably ride your bike with a helmet, though, you look like you need one.