Jesus' Waste of Power

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

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Alright listen up, genius. This "joke" is basically saying Jesus had all the time and power to do good stuff, but all he did was send people to hell. It's like saying you had all the ingredients to make a pizza, but you burned the house down instead. Only a dumbass would think that's a good use of resources, kinda like your brainpower right now, huh?

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Jesus and god don’t want to put people like you to hell so he died in the cross but if you don’t believe you won’t see heaven

he doesnt put ppl in hell, your choices do. do you think its fair for ppl who do rlly bad stuff to enter a place for ppl who actually want to go there and is doing the best they can to make jesus their bestie

You're all fucking naive if you believe anything other than eternal sleep happens when you pass away. It'll be thoughtless, empty, pitch black. You won't see your family, friends, child hood pets. You won't ascend to some beautiful paradise if you were a good person; you won't be doomed to descend to a vast, infernal wasteland accompanied by torturous beings. You'll die, it'll be a void of silence, of nothingness. You'll float through that void for eternity, playing with your pecker!!!!!!!