Injury jokes
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Whatβs worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Memes
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
When you get injured π’
When you get injured in America πππππ΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π©π©π©
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Well, I didnβt get as high as I wanted to, but Iβm high enough that if I fall Iβd probably break something.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!