Injury jokes
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
When you get injured π’
When you get injured in America πππππ΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π©π©π©
Memes
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Well, I didnβt get as high as I wanted to, but Iβm high enough that if I fall Iβd probably break something.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!