Walks Into A Bar

Listen up, buttercup. This is a "pun". A guy hits himself walkin' into a bar so he says "Ow!" because it hurts, but it sounds like what you expect him to say at a bar. Which is dumb, because I think you're dumb. If you get hit by a bar, or a guy, you should call a professional. Not that you would know, you probably ask your mom to dial 911.