Indian Hunt

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the first two guys use a simple plan to get food. The third dude tries the same thing on a TRAIN! Trains are way bigger and stronger than people, dingus. It's funny 'cause he's clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed... like you!

Comments (8)

my cousin told me this joke and thats my i sumbmited it

If they're native american, they're not primitive. Doesn't make sense why their dialogue amongst each other was choppy, killed the joke for me; moreso than the misspellings.

The blonde version is better I think

This is the worst joke i have ever heard in my entire life.