Cat Scratch

  • "Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

    "Oh, that was the cat."

    "We don't have a cat..."

    "Oh..."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Kels has some fresh cuts on their arm, right? And when someone asks about it, they try to play it off like it was just the cat. But here's the kicker, genius: they don't even have a cat! So, what they tryna hide, huh? Use your brain for once!

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