Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
Why did the tamale go to the hospital
tamalito
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer
