I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
"Rehab's for quitters and I don't give up."
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
