Roses are red,
Violets are blue, There’s always someone, Who’s better than you.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Look at me again, It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single, Than with someone like you.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knee's and do what your told.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are dead. violets are dying. outside I'm smiling. inside I'm crying.