What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Bull Jokes
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Child: drinking milk
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: realizes
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
how to stop bulling
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say “what are you gonna do tell your parents?”
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef