what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”

how to stop bulling

What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?

A bull dozer

How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land.

The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.

He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.

Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull’s butt.

The American dude can’t handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, “Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s butt, it could just about shit on you.”

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, “Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs.”

‘What do you mean’ says the neighbor, “Those aren’t American customs.”

“Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me” replied the Chinese man. “He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!”

What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef