Bull Jokes

Evan Turner (PORTLAND)
in Puns

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

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:)

what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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Anonymous

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

Anonymous
in Cow

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

XDAOE
in Blonde

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”

Anonymous

What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!

Anonymous
in Orphan

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

Corey
in Milk

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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Anonymous
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldn’t believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny don’t use that word next time you want to say that use the word “surprised”. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldn’t believe it the farmers bull got out and “surprised” the whit cow, miss brown said that’s much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one

Anonymous
in Cow

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?

A bull dozer

Cow Like You
in Animal

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Anonymous
in Dog

so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit

Riley

how to stop bulling

Anonymous

How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away

biggest black balls 69
in Dark Humor

so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say “what are you gonna do tell your parents?”

Anonymous
in Animal

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

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Fall🍂Breeze

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef