Injury

Injury jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.