Half A Dog

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This riddle is playing on words. You see, a whole dog has four legs. Half a dog would have two legs, right? And since it's only *half* a dog, it's probably bleeding 'cause, well, that's what happens when you cut something in half. You probably shouldn't try this at home, by the way. I can see you trying to dissect your goldfish. Trust me. I know your type.