What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
I need a new butt this one has a hole in it
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
a man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion. maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform its Chloroform helps with itchy eyes :side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM) AIDS (HIV/AIDS) Alphaviruses. Alzheimer's Disease. Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish) Arboviral Encephalitis. Arthritis. Babesiois.Cancer Unintentional injuries Chronic lower respiratory disease. ... Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases. ... Alzheimer's disease. ... Diabetes. ... Influenza and pneumonia.
It’s raining it’s poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
U die from robot bite
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
