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Cat Scratch Deception

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LUCA
12 views · 3 years ago

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the common idea of cats scratching people. The twist is that the person admits they are actually the one causing the scratches. This unexpected turn makes light of a dark subject by using a self-deprecating tone.

    Categories

    • Scratch
    • Cat
    • Self Harm
    • Animal
    • Arms
    • Skin

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