Missile strike jokes

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.