Missile strike jokes

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"