Missile strike jokes

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.