Missile strike jokes

Missile

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

Mosque

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

Difference

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Airstrike

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Grenade launcher

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

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    • Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

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    • Attack

    Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

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