The Chicken and Bob's Arms

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To eat Bob's arms.

    Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Bob.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about poor Bob losing his arms. First, the chicken crosses the road to eat them. Then, in a knock-knock joke, it ain't Bob knocking because, well, he has no arms to knock with! It's like, who needs arms anyway? You, probably.

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