I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Missing Finger
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that this dummy was playin' the knife game (also known as the "five finger fillet" game) with scissors and lost a finger. Get it? Can't flip someone off if you ain't got the finger to do it with. You probably still don't get it, but whatever. Keep breathin', champ.
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