Injury jokes
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.