Humor - Page 289 - Worst Jokes Ever

School Bus

This is life now. · 7 years ago

What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.

Heart

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A still from Sesame Street shows Ernie and Bert standing next to a snowman. In the bottom of the image, overlaid on a black background, are the words: "You can still hear her heart beat!" Ernie said. It wasn't until spring that the hooker's dead body would show up on the playground.

Pregnancy

Weeb · 7 years ago

Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."

Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."

Wife: "No, you're not."

Depression

Jesus · 8 years ago

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

Fire

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Kitten

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cute kitten sits on a wooden surface. The text overlaid on the image reads: "HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT I'M YOUR KITTEN, SO PET ME MAYBE?"

Teacher

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text conversation between a student and a teacher, where the student replies "nothing", but the mind is shown as a picture of Steve Austin with red eyes, a red nose and a cigarette, set against a snowy background. The text below the picture says "stoned cold steve austin".

Object

410 · 3 years ago

The Mathew scale

The image shows four different versions of a person named Mathew, labeled "Smexy Mathew," "Master Mind Mathew," "Mathew High on Weed," and "Normal Mathew." Each is depicted with a warped or manipulated image, placed under a visual representation of curved spacetime. Text on the image reads, "Heaviest objects in the universe."

Game

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot mimicking the Steam store interface. At the top, white text reads, "BECAUSE YOU PLAYED RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2." Below is the box art for the video game "Disney G-FORCE," showing a smiling, anthropomorphic hamster wearing goggles and holding a futuristic gun. The price is listed as A$ 28.95. Below the title art are several genre tags: Third-Person Shooter, Hentai, Masterpiece, and Cold War.

Cat meme

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic strip shows cats reacting to a new cat meme. The first panel shows one cat in front of a computer saying, "The humans have released another cat meme." The second panel shows a second cat responding with, "That's speciesism!" The third panel shows the first cat pointing to a box with two other cats in it saying "Look!" The last panel shows the cats in the box responding with, "Well, we do love boxes." and "Yeah."

Bro

Willy b · 11 months ago

A meme featuring actors Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Tom Cruise, on the left, looks on with a surprised or slightly annoyed expression. Brad Pitt, on the right, wears a light blue shirt and a backward baseball cap, animatedly gesturing with his hand as if telling a story. The text at the top reads: "When you are lying & bro starts adding details."

Meme

trixiedixie🥰 · 2 years ago

A man with a mischievous smile is leaning forward with his head resting on his hand looking directly at the viewer. Text above and below his image reads "OH, SO YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE MEMES COME FROM? THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS..."

Relationship

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A black and white image shows two masked figures lying in bed with the text "When you're in a relationship and you're both crazy" at the top. The figure on the left wears a hockey mask, while the one on the right wears a pale, emotionless mask.

Picture

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonkelback: Stonkograph

A meme featuring the 'Stonk Man' character holding a framed photo. The photo shows another Stonk Man and the 'Trollface' meme. Text above the picture says: "LOOK AT THIS STONKOGRAPH"

Troll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Zombie

Willy b · 11 months ago

A rectangular billboard sign against a background of mountains and a utility pole. The sign displays the text: 'THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN A ZOMBIE IS LOOKING FOR BRAINS AND WALKS RIGHT BY YOU.'

Sweet bro

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

SBAHJ

The image is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows a red character with spiky hair and a large stomach, standing in front of a brick wall. The second panel shows another character, this one in purple, saying, "HEY... HEY? I HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GODS GIFT TO GRINDS." The third panel shows the red character from the first panel again, this time with a "TCH>" bubble next to him. The fourth panel shows the red character with the text, "whoof want to know?" above him and also shows the character in multiple clones. There is also a big "TO BE CONTINUED" at the bottom with a distorted color effect.

Chuck Norris

OGWhiteBoi69 · 2 years ago

A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.

Shrimp

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Nuke

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Community talk

THE_rain

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THE_windd

SPONGEBOB IS SAYING I LIKE IT WHEN YOU KISS ME ON MY HOT LIPS😭😭

THE_windd

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