What do you call a singing laptop? -- A Dell.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
is anyone else on here because its not blocked on the school laptop
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Me: MRS. Can I read my book? Teacher: Sure. Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s***
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
When I got to school they gave me an acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher, and aced her
why do orphans not like laptops... they dont have a home page
johny sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop
and found that in all the videos his father is.....
