Singing

Anonymous

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

Dad

Anonymous

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them

Puns

Anonymous

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s***

Puns

Chris

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I’ve got enough to Philadelphia.

Son

p.... licker

johny sin’s son checked his father’s folder of p*rn in his laptop

and found that in all the videos his father is…

Party

Anonymous

why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops , everyone can get in

Finger

incredible guy

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

Puns

Anonymous

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with f13 now I’m a real HACKER

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