self-deprecation jokes

What is smaller than my dick?

Nothing.

I'm a fat cow.

Want to hear a joke, huh?

Me........

My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA

Wanna hear a joke? Me.

Haha, the joke is me.

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Lol, I have a teeny black dick.

Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.

Hi, I'm stupid!

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.

You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

I am a joke.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

I suck big weiner.