self-deprecation jokes

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

I suck big weiner.

Me.

The joke is me.

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Hi, I'm stupid!

I'm fucking retarded.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Call me an elevator, because I let people down.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅

The joke is me.

It says my comments are the worst. Although, if Explaining Bear were to post it, they would be negative jokes.

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Your joke: you.

What is smaller than my dick?

Nothing.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.