self-deprecation jokes
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
I'm the joke 馃槇馃槇馃槇 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Haha, the joke is me.
Laugh it off
I'm a fat cow.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
What鈥檚 strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
The joke is you! 馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ馃槀
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
I suck big weiner.
I鈥檝e got money and suicidal thoughts, and I鈥檓 all out of money.