Humor
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”