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Fun

2 years ago
The image shows a graveyard with headstones and green grass. A banner in the foreground reads "COME JOIN THE FUN!"
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  • Eye

    2 years ago
    A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"
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  • Sniper

    6 months ago
    A road sign on a winding road in a mountainous landscape. The sign says "SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY SNIPER" and above the sign is the text "SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS" with three dots below it. The lower right corner has a TikTok handle.
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  • Car

    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Artifact

    2 years ago

    sussy game artifact

    The image shows two in-game items. One is labeled "Lube", a legendary artifact that increases dodge chance. The other is a "Walking Cane", an epic artifact that increases speed.
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  • Matter

    11 months ago
    The image shows the text "You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy." There is a drawing of an atom below the text.
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  • Velociraptor

    11 months ago
    A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.
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  • Cat

    7 months ago
    A cat looks up at the camera with wide eyes. The text on the image reads: "4 AM. EVERYONE IS ASLEEP. PERFECT TIME TO RUN FROM ONE END OF THE HOUSE TO THE OTHER AT FULL SPEED AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE."
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  • Problem

    1 year ago
    A still from the TV show 'The Office', shows Michael Scott in a blue shirt running away. The text above says, "You can't just run away from your problems forever." The caption under Michael says, "Me: I'm fast. I'm very fast."
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  • Foam

    1 year ago

    The ultimate speedrun

    In a meme, Mario is shown with the text, "When the fire extinguisher said it lasts for 3-5 years, but you drink all the foam in 37 minutes. I have achieved unlimited speed... but nowhere to put it."
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  • Memes

    10 months ago
    SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!
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  • American

    2 months ago
    A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".
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  • Zombie

    2 years ago

    Hollow Knight Meme

    The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.
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  • Reply

    1 year ago
    The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.
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  • Voice

    9 days ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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  • Airplane

    2 years ago
    The image presents a comparison of speeds, with four sections each with a cartoon image, a bar indicating the speed, and a name. The first section depicts a cheetah running, with a small yellow bar labeled 'CHEETAH'. The second section shows an airplane flying, with a medium yellow bar labeled 'AIRPLANE'. The third section features a yellow ball moving with speed lines, and has a long red bar labeled 'SPEED OF LIGHT'. The fourth section contains a rage comic character and a very long red bar labeled 'THE SPEEDS MY FARTS TRAVEL AT'. The fourth section also has a biohazard icon.
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  • Machine Gun

    1 year ago
    An image of a homemade machine gun. The gun is made from an electric drill, a wooden gun stock, and metal components. Text underneath the image reads: "80-vuotias hämeenlinnalaisinsinööri kehitteli porakoneesta konetuliaseen, jonka tulinopeus on 420 laukausta minuutissa. Aseeseen sopivat 22 kaliiperin panokset. An 80-year old engineer from Hämeenlinna (a city in Finland) made a machine gun out of an electric drill, which has a firing speed of 420 shots per minute. The gun takes .22 rounds."
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  • Sonic

    1 year ago
    A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.
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  • Unicorn

    1 year ago

    Unicorns

    The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.
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  • Word

    1 year ago

    Lmao

    The image shows three laughing emojis above the text "Only a genius can say these four words four times really fast." Below that, the words "EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED" are displayed in red.
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